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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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"Get that shit outta my master."
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#GrammarNazi
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$(init 0)
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$(rm -rvf .)
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(\ /)<br/>(O.o)<br/>(> <) Bunny approves these changes.
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(c) Microsoft 1988
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--help
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-m \'So I hear you like commits ...\'
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/sigh
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50/50
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640K ought to be enough for anybody
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8==========D
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:(:(
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:q!
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??! what the ...
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A fix I believe, not like I tested or anything
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A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
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A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...
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A tale of Dragons, Heroes and Legends...
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ALL SORTS OF THINGS
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Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
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Actual final build before release
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Add Sandbox
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Added a banner to the default admin page. Please have mercy on me =(
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Added another dependency
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Added missing file in previous commit
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Added some NullPointerExceptions - Happy easter, you bastards! :D
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Added translation.
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All your codebase are belong to us.
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And a commit that I don't know the reason of...
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And if you ask me how I'm feeling
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Another bug bites the dust
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Another commit to keep my CAN streak going.
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Apparently works-for-me is a crappy excuse.
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Argh! About to give up :(
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Arrrrgggg
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At times like this I wish I was a Garbage Man.
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Automate Accounting
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Batman! (this commit has no parents)
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Become a programmer, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
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Best commit ever
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Bit Bucket is down. What should I do now?
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Blaming regex.
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By works, I meant 'doesnt work'. Works now..
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COMMIT ALL THE FILES!
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Can someone review this commit, please ?
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Check next commit for message.
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Chuck Norris Emailed Me This Patch... I'm Not Going To Question It
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Code was clean until manager requested to fuck it up
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Commit committed
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Commit committed....
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Committed some changes
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Committing fixes in the dark, seriously, who killed my power!?
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Committing in accordance with the prophecy.
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Completed with no bugs...
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Continued development...
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Copy pasta fail. still had a instead of a
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Copy-paste to fix previous copy-paste
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Corrected mistakes
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Crap. Tonight is raid night and I am already late.
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DEAL WITH IT
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DNS_PROBE_FINISHED_NXDOMAIN
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Derp
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Derp search/replace fuckup
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Derp, asset redirection in dev mode
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Derp. Fix missing constant post rename
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Derpy hooves
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Do things better, faster, stronger
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Does anyone read this? I'll be at the coffee shop accross the street.
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Does not work.
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Does this work
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Don't Ask Me, I Have No Idea Why This Works Either
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Don't push this commit
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Don't tell me you're too blind to see
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Done, to whoever merges this, good luck.
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Don’t even try to refactor it.
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Don’t mess with Voodoo
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Duh
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Easteregg
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Either Hot Shit or Total Bollocks
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Errare humanum est.
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FONDLED THE CODE
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FOR REAL.
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FUCKING XUPPERNAMEX
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Feed. You. Stuff. No time.
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Final commit, ready for tagging
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Fingers crossed!
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Finished fondling.
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First Blood
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Fix PC Load Letter Error
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Fix all errors, all errors on the WORLD!!!!
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Fix edge, single client, error case
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Fix hard-coded [object Object] string (thanks!)
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Fix my stupidness
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Fix the fixes
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Fixed Bug
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Fixed a bug cause XNAMEX said to
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Fixed a bug in NoteLineCount... not seriously...
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Fixed a little bug...
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Fixed compilation errors
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Fixed errors
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Fixed everything.
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Fixed mispeling
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Fixed so the code compiles
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Fixed some shit
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Fixed the build.
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Fixed the fuck out of #XNUMX!
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Fixed unnecessary bug.
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Fixed what was broken.
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Fixing XNAMEX's bug.
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Fixing XNAMEX's bugs.
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For great justice.
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For real, this time.
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For the sake of my sanity, just ignore this...
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For the statistics only
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Friday 5pm
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Fuck it, YOLO!
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Fucking egotistical bastard. adds expandtab to vimrc
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Fucking submodule bull shit
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Fucking templates.
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Future self, please forgive me and don't hit me with the baseball bat again!
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GIT :/
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General commit (no IDs open) - Modifications for bad implementations
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Git wants e to commit, I want to sleep. Take me sweet void.
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Give me a break, it's 2am. But it works now.
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Glue. Match sticks. Paper. Build script!
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Gotta make you understand
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Gross hack because XNAMEX doesn't know how to code
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Handled a particular error.
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Here be Dragons
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Herp derp I left the debug in there and forgot to reset errors.
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Herpderp, shoulda check if it does really compile.
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Herping the derp
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Herping the derp derp (silly scoping error)
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Herping the fucking derp right here and now.
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Herpy dooves.
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Hide those navs, boi!
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I CAN HAZ COMMENTZ.
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I CAN HAZ PYTHON, I CAN HAZ INDENTS
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I __ a word
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I already said I was sorry
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I am Root. We are Root.
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I am Spartacus
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I am even stupider than I thought
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I am sorry
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I am the greatest javascript developer in the world.
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I can't believe it took so long to fix this.
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I did it for the lulz!
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I don't believe it
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I don't get paid enough for this shit.
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I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation
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I don't know what the hell I was thinking.
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I don't know what these changes are supposed to accomplish but somebody told me to make them.
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I don't know why. Just move on.
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I dont know what I am doing
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I expected something different.
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I forgot to commit... So here you go.
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I had a cup of tea and now it's fixed
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I have no idea what I'm doing here.
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I just evaluated random code in my console
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I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
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I know what I am doing. Trust me.
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I made leetle mistake
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I should have had a V8 this morning.
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I think now it works
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I transformed a bug into a feature. Once you learn how, you'll never forget it
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I understand that it's an antipattern, but it's convenient.
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I was wrong...
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I'm human
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I'm hungry
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I'm just a grunt. Don't blame me for this awful PoS.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm too foo for this bar
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IEize
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Insert Commit Message Here
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Issue #XNUM10X is now Issue #XNUM30X
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It Compiles! 50 Points For Gryffindor.
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It compiles! Ship it!
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It works on my computer
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It works!
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It's Working!
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It's possible! you can turn a 50-line code chunk into just 3 lines. Here's how
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It's secret!
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Low On Caffeine, Please Forgive Coding Style
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MOAR BIFURCATION
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Make that it works in 90% of the cases. 3:30.
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Merge pull my finger request
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Merge pull request #67 from Lazersmoke/fix-andys-shit Fix andys shit
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More ignore
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My bad
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NOJIRA: No cry
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NSA backdoor - ignore
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Never gonna give, never gonna give
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Never gonna let you down
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Never gonna run around and desert you
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Never gonna say goodbye
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Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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Next time someone asks you how to fix an infinite loop, remember this commit
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Nitpicking about alphabetizing methods, minor OCD thing
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No changes after this point.
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No time to commit.. My people need me!
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Nobody had ever created a function like this one before.
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Not one conflict, today was a good day.
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Now we tell you your browser sucks in your native tongue.
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Ok, 5am, it works. For real.
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One little whitespace gets its very own commit! Oh, life is so erratic!
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One more time, but with feeling.
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Only Tom Cruise knows why.
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PEBKAC
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Peopleware Chapter 8: "You Never Get Anything Done around Here between 9 and 5."
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Please enter the commit message for your changes. Lines starting with '#' will be ignored, and an empty message aborts the commit.
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Please forgive me
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Please our Lord and Savior the Great Linter.
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Popping stash
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QuickFix.
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REALLY FUCKING FIXED
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Refactor factories, revisit visitors
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Reset error count between rows. herpderp
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Rush B!
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SEXY RUSSIAN CODES WAITING FOR YOU TO CALL
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SOAP is a piece of shit
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Saint Pipeline, please give me the green light
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Same as last commit with changes
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Shit code!
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Some bugs fixed
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Somebody set up us the bomb.
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Spinning up the hamster...
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That's just how I roll
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The last time I tried this the monkey didn't survive. Let's hope it works better this time.
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The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!
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The universe is possible
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This Is Why We Don't Push To Production On Fridays
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This branch is so dirty, even your mom can't clean it.
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This bug has driven lots of coders completely mad. You won't believe how it ended up being fixed
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This bunny should be killed.
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This changes nothing, don't look
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This is a basic implementation that works.
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This is my code. My code is amazing.
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This is not a commit
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This is not the commit message you are looking for
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This is supposed to crash
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This is where it all begins...
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This is why the cat shouldn't sit on my keyboard.
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This really should not take 19 minutes to build.
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This should work until december 2013.
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This solves it.
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This was the most stupid bug in the world, fixed in the smartest way ever
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This will definitely break in 20XNUM20,89X (TODO)
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To be honest, I do not quite remember everything I changed here today. But it is all good, I tell ya.
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To those I leave behind, good luck!
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Todo!!!
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Too lazy to write descriptive message
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Too tired to write descriptive message
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Transpiled mainframe.
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Trust me, I'm an engineer!... What the f*ck did just happened here?
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Trust me, it's not badly written. It's just way above your head.
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Trying to fake a conflict
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Ugh. Bad rebase.
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Undoing last comming
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Update .gitignore
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Update commit_messages.txt
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Updated
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Updated build targets.
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Updated framework to the lattest version
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Use a real JS construct, WTF knows why this works in chromium.
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Useful text
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Version control is awful
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WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH MAKE?
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WIP, always
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WIPTF
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WTF is this.
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We Had To Use Dark Magic To Make This Work
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We know the game and we're gonna play it
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We should delete this crap before shipping.
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We should get someone from Purdue to do this. They are the boilerplaters.
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We'll figure it out on Monday
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We're no strangers to love
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We've known each other for so long
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Well the book was obviously wrong.
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Well, it's doing something.
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What happens in vegas stays in vegas
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Whatever will be, will be 8{
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Whatever.
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Whee, good night.
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Whee.
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Who Let the Bugs Out??
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Who has two thumbs and remembers the rudiments of his linear algebra courses? Apparently, this guy.
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Who knows WTF?!
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Who knows...
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Why The Fuck?
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Working on WIP
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Working on tests (haha)
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Wubbalubbadubdub!
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XNAMEX broke the regex, lame
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XNAMEX made me do it
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XNAMEX rebase plx?
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XNAMEX sucks
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XUPPERNAMEX SUCKS
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XUPPERNAMEX, WE WENT OVER THIS. C++ IO SUCKS.
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XUPPERNAMEX, WE WENT OVER THIS. EXPANDTAB.
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Yep, XNAMEX was right on this one.
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Yes, I was being sarcastic.
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You can't see it, but I'm making a very angry face right now
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You know the rules and so do I
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You should have trusted me.
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You wouldn't get this from any other guy
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Your commit is writing checks your merge can't cash.
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Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
|
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[Insert your commit message here. Be sure to make it descriptive.]
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[no message]
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[skip ci] I'll fix the build monday
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|
_
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a few bits tried to escape, but we caught them
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|
a lot of shit
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accidental commit
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|
add actual words
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|
add dirty scripts from the dark side of the universe
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|
added code
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added message
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added security.
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added some filthy stuff
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added super-widget 2.0.
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after of this commit remember do a git reset hard
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ajax-loader hotness, oh yeah
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and a comma
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and so the crazy refactoring process sees the sunlight after some months in the dark!
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another big bag of changes
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apparently i did something…
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arrgghh... damn this thing for not working.
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|
arrrggghhhhh fixed!
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|
asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfadsf
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assorted changes
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bad things happen when you forget about that one little change you made ages ago
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bara bra grejjor
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better code
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better grepping
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better ignores
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|
betterer code
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bifurcation
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bla
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breathe, =, breathe
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|
buenas those-things.
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bug fix
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bugger
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bump to 0.0.3-dev:wq
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bumping poms
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c&p fail
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|
changed things...
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|
changes
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|
ci test
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clarify further the brokenness of C++. why the fuck are we using C++?
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commented out failing tests
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commit
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copy and paste is not a design pattern
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de-misunderestimating
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debug line test
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debug suff
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debugo
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derp, helper method rename
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derpherp
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|
diaaaaaazeeeeeeeeeepam
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|
did everything
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|
dirty hack, have a better idea ?
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|
does it work? maybe. will I check? no.
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|
doh.
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|
done. going to bed now.
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|
dope
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|
enabled ultra instinct
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|
epic
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|
eppic fail XNAMEX
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|
extra debug for stuff module
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|
f
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fail
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|
features
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||||||
|
ffs
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|
final commit.
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|
first blush
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|
fix
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|
fix /sigh
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|
fix bug, for realz
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|
fix some fucking errors
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|
fix tpyo
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|
fixed conflicts (LOL merge -s ours; push -f)
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|
fixed errors in the previous commit
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|
fixed mistaken bug
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|
fixed shit that havent been fixed in last commit
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fixed some minor stuff, might need some additional work.
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|
fixed the israeli-palestinian conflict
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|
fixes
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|
fixing project shit
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|
foo
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forgot to save that file
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|
forgot we're not using a smart language
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|
formatted all
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freemasonry
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fuckup.
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gave up and used tables.
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giggle.
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git + ipynb = :(
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|
git please work
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git stash *
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|
god help us all
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|
grmbl
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grrrr
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|
hacky sack
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happy monday _ bleh _
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harharhar
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|
he knows.
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|
herpderp
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|
herpderp (redux)
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|
hey, look over there!
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|
hey, what's that over there?!
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|
hmmm
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|
hoo boy
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i dunno, maybe this works
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i hid an easter egg in the code. can you find it?
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i need therapy
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i think i fixed a bug...
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if you're not using et, fuck off
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implemented missing semicolon
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improved function
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include shit
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increased loading time by a bit
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it is hump day _^_
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it's friday
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jobs... steve jobs
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|
just checking if git is working properly...
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just shoot me
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|
just trolling the repo
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|
last minute fixes.
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|
less french words
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lets drink beer
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lol
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|
lol digg
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|
lolwhat?
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lots and lots of changes
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|
lots of changes after a lot of time
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|
magic, have no clue but it works
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|
making code less cancer
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|
making this thing actually usable.
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|
marks
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|
mergeconflix is the new hottest Gaul on the block
|
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|
mergederp
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|
minor changes
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|
more debug... who overwrote!
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|
more fixes
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|
more ignored words
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|
more ignores
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||||||
|
more stuff
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||||||
|
move your body every every body
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|
need another beer
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|
needs more cow bell
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|
omg what have I done?
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|
omgsosorry
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|
oops
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|
oops - thought I got that one.
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|
oops!
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|
oops, forgot to add the file
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|
oopsie B|
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|
pam anderson is going to love me.
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|
pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
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|
pep8 - cause I fell like doing a barrel roll
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|
pep8 fixer
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|
perfect...
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|
permanent hack, do not revert
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|
pgsql is being a pain
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|
pgsql is more strict, increase the hackiness up to 11
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|
pointless limitation
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|
pr is failing but merging anyways, because I am an admin
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|
project lead is allergic to changes...
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|
put code that worked where the code that didn't used to be
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|
rats
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|
really ignore ignored worsd
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|
refuckulated the carbonator
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|
remove certain things and added stuff
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|
remove debug<br/>all good
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removed echo and die statements, lolz.
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removed tests since i can't make them green
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removing unit tests
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restored deleted entities just to be sure
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|
s/ / /g
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s/import/include/
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|
should get thru ci now
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|
should work I guess...
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|
should work now.
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|
small is a real HTML tag, who knew.
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|
some brief changes
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|
somebody keeps erasing my changes.
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|
someday I gonna kill someone for this shit...
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|
someone fails and it isn't me
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|
sometimes you just herp the derp so hard it herpderps
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|
speling is difikult
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|
squash me
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|
starting the service is always better
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stopped caring XNUM8,23X commits ago
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stuff
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syntax
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tagging release w.t.f.
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|
that coulda been bad
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|
that's all folks
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the magic is real
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these confounded tests drive me nuts
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|
these guys are flipped
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|
things occurred
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|
third time's a charm
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this doesn't really make things faster, but I tried
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this is Spartaaaaaaaa
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this is how we generate our shit.
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this is my quickfix branch and i will use to do my quickfixes
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this is why docs are important
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|
this should fix it
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|
tl;dr
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|
totally more readable
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touched...
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|
try our sister game minceraft!
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|
trying to do something right!
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|
tunning
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|
typo
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|
uhhhhhh
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|
unh
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|
unionfind is no longer being molested.
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various changes
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|
well crap.
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|
what the hell happened here
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|
whatthecommit.com’s server IP address could not be found.
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|
who has two thumbs and is a genius? not this guy!
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|
who hurt you
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|
whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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|
why is everything broken
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|
wip
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|
woa!! this one was really HARD!
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|
work in progress
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|
workaround for ant being a pile of fail
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yet another quality commit
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yo recipes
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yolo push
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you do wanna make me cry and i wanna say goodbye
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- Temporary commit.
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@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ exports.render = (where) => mustache.render(template, {
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body: md(fs.readFileSync(where, "utf8")),
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body: md(fs.readFileSync(where, "utf8")),
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essay: where.includes("essay"),
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essay: where.includes("essay"),
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cache: {
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cache: {
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style: version("/assets/style.css"),
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style: version("/assets/style2.css"),
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code: version("/assets/code.css"),
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code: version("/assets/code.css"),
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essay: version("/assets/essay.css"),
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essay: version("/assets/essay.css"),
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},
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},
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index.js
4
index.js
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@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ const express = require("express");
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const fs = require("fs");
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const fs = require("fs");
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const path = require("path");
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const path = require("path");
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const log = require("./log.js");
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const log = require("./log.js");
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const static = require("./static.js");
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const stati = require("./static.js");
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const app = express();
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const app = express();
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const dir = __dirname;
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const dir = __dirname;
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@ -24,7 +24,7 @@ for(let file of fs.readdirSync(dir + "/modules").sort()) {
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log.info(`loded module ${file}`);
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log.info(`loded module ${file}`);
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}
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}
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app.get("*", static.handle);
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app.get("*", stati.handle);
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app.listen(3000, () => log.info("ready!"));
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app.listen(3000, () => log.info("ready!"));
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modules/01-iplog.js
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@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
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const domain = "not-ip-logger.alpha.beta.gamma.among-us-sussy-impostor.goofy-ahh-subdomain.google.com.zip.txt.tar.gz.celery.eu.org";
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module.exports = (app, dir, log) => {
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app.get("*", (req, res, next) => {
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if (req.headers.host === domain) {
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log.info(`someone from ${req.headers["x-forwarded-for"]} fell for it`);
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res.send(`<meta http-equiv="refresh" content="0; url = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ">\n<pre>haha you are beig logge'd</pre>`);
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} else {
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next();
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}
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});
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}
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const fs = require("fs");
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const path = require("path");
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const sleep = (ms) => new Promise((res) => setTimeout(res, ms));
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module.exports = (app, dir, log) => {
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const errorpage = fs.readFileSync(path.join(dir, "assets/401.html"));
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const authorize = (username, password) => async (req, res, next) => {
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if(req.headers["x-forwarded-proto"] !== "https") {
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res.writeHead(400).end("use https");
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}
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const auth = req.headers.authorization;
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try {
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const [user, pass] = atob(auth.slice(6)).split(":");
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if(user !== username) throw "no";
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if(pass !== password) throw "no";
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await sleep(300);
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next();
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} catch (err) {
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if(err === "no") {
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log.warn("attemped login on " + req.path);
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await sleep(300);
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}
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res.writeHead(401, {
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"WWW-Authenticate": 'Basic realm="secrets..."',
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}).end(errorpage);
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}
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};
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// stop sneaky people
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app.get("/../*", (req, res) => res.writeHead(400).end("nope."));
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app.get("/./*", (req, res) => res.writeHead(400).end("nope."));
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app.get("*/./*", (req, res) => res.writeHead(400).end("nope."));
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app.get("*/.", (req, res) => res.writeHead(400).end("nope."));
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// secure the things
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app.get("/private/*", authorize(process.env.SECURE_USER, process.env.SECURE_PASS));
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app.get("/private/", authorize(process.env.SECURE_USER, process.env.SECURE_PASS));
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app.all("/upload", authorize(process.env.SECURE_USER, process.env.SECURE_PASS));
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app.all("/upload/", authorize(process.env.SECURE_USER, process.env.SECURE_PASS));
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}
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const gone = (req, res) => res.status(410).render("410.html", { cache: { style: version("/assets/style.css") } });
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const gone = (req, res) => res.status(410).render("410.html", { cache: { style: version("/assets/style.css") } });
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const redir = (to) => (req, res, next) => req.path === to ? next() : res.redirect(to);
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const redir = (to) => (req, res, next) => req.path === to ? next() : res.redirect(to);
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// app.get("/gone", gone);
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app.get("/gone", gone);
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app.get("/nft", file("no.html"));
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app.get("/nft", file("no.html"));
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app.get("/upload", file("/private/upload.html"));
|
app.get("/upload", file("/private/upload.html"));
|
||||||
|
app.get("/read", redir("/read"));
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
app.get("/~skybldev", redir("https://skybldev.eu.org/"));
|
app.get("/~skybldev", redir("https://skybldev.eu.org/"));
|
||||||
};
|
};
|
||||||
|
|
|
||||||
|
|
@ -26,14 +26,14 @@ module.exports = (app, dir) => {
|
||||||
}
|
}
|
||||||
});
|
});
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
app.get("/cinny/*", (req, res, next) => {
|
// app.get("/cinny/*", (req, res, next) => {
|
||||||
res.set("Cache-Control", "public, max-age=" + 60 * 60 * 24);
|
// res.set("Cache-Control", "public, max-age=" + 60 * 60 * 24 * 365);
|
||||||
next();
|
// next();
|
||||||
});
|
// });
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
app.get("*", (req, res, next) => {
|
app.get("*", (req, res, next) => {
|
||||||
if(req.query.v) {
|
if(req.query.v) {
|
||||||
res.set("Cache-Control", "public, max-age=" + 60 * 60 * 24);
|
res.set("Cache-Control", "public, max-age=" + 60 * 60 * 24 * 365);
|
||||||
}
|
}
|
||||||
next();
|
next();
|
||||||
});
|
});
|
||||||
|
|
|
||||||
|
|
@ -1,16 +1,16 @@
|
||||||
module.exports = (app) => {
|
module.exports = (app) => {
|
||||||
const keepalive = (req, res) => {
|
const keepalive = (req, res) => {
|
||||||
res.writeHead(200, {
|
res.writeHead(200, {
|
||||||
"Content-Type": "application/json",
|
"Content-Type": "text/plain",
|
||||||
"Content-Length": "5",
|
"Content-Length": "50000000",
|
||||||
})
|
});
|
||||||
const interval = setInterval(() => {
|
const interval = setInterval(() => {
|
||||||
try {
|
try {
|
||||||
res.write("a");
|
res.write("a");
|
||||||
} catch {
|
} catch {
|
||||||
clearInterval(interval);
|
clearInterval(interval);
|
||||||
}
|
}
|
||||||
}, 1000);
|
}, 300);
|
||||||
};
|
};
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
app.get("*.php", keepalive);
|
app.get("*.php", keepalive);
|
||||||
|
|
|
||||||
15
modules/08-echo.js
Normal file
15
modules/08-echo.js
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
|
||||||
|
const fs = require("fs");
|
||||||
|
const file = require("../static.js");
|
||||||
|
const { version } = require("./03-cache.js");
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
module.exports = (app, dir, log) => {
|
||||||
|
const gone = (req, res) => res.status(410).render("410.html", { cache: { style: version("/assets/style.css") } });
|
||||||
|
const redir = (to) => (req, res, next) => req.path === to ? next() : res.redirect(to);
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
app.get("/echo/*", (req, res) => {
|
||||||
|
res.json({
|
||||||
|
url: req.originalUrl,
|
||||||
|
});
|
||||||
|
});
|
||||||
|
};
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
43
modules/99-curl.js
Normal file
43
modules/99-curl.js
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,43 @@
|
||||||
|
const fs = require("fs");
|
||||||
|
const commits = fs.readFileSync("commits.txt", "utf8").split("\n");
|
||||||
|
const motd = () => `
|
||||||
|
[38;5;204m░█▀░[38;5;198m░█▀▀[38;5;199m░█▀▀░[38;5;163m█░░░[38;5;164m█▀▀░[38;5;128m█▀▄░█[38;5;129m░█░░[38;5;93m░░█▀[38;5;99m▀░█░█[38;5;63m░░░░[38;5;69m█▀█░[38;5;33m█▀▄░█[38;5;39m▀▀░▀[38;5;38m█░
|
||||||
|
[38;5;204m░█░[38;5;198m░░█░░[38;5;199m░█▀▀[38;5;163m░█░░[38;5;164m░█▀▀░[38;5;128m█▀▄░[38;5;129m░█░░[38;5;93m░░░█▀[38;5;99m▀░█░[38;5;63m█░░░░[38;5;69m█░█░[38;5;33m█▀▄░[38;5;39m█░█░░[38;5;38m█░
|
||||||
|
[38;5;204m░▀▀[38;5;198m░░▀▀[38;5;199m▀░▀▀▀[38;5;163m░▀▀▀[38;5;164m░▀▀▀[38;5;128m░▀░▀░[38;5;129m░▀░░[38;5;93m▀░░▀[38;5;99m▀▀░▀▀[38;5;63m▀░▀░[38;5;69m░▀▀▀[38;5;33m░▀░▀░[38;5;39m▀▀▀░[38;5;38m▀▀░
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
\x1b[0m service directory for \x1b[92mcelery.eu.org\x1b[0m:
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
\x1b[90m- \x1b[34mhttps://celery.eu.org\x1b[0m: celery.eu.org homepage (you are here!)
|
||||||
|
\x1b[90m- \x1b[34mhttps://git.celery.eu.org\x1b[0m: my public git repositories and mirrors
|
||||||
|
\x1b[90m- \x1b[34mhttps://discard.celery.eu.org\x1b[0m: a (very) buggy discord-like matrix client \x1b[34m[1]\x1b[0m [dead]
|
||||||
|
\x1b[90m- \x1b[34mhttps://celery.eu.org/read\x1b[0m: readability proxy \x1b[34m[2]\x1b[0m
|
||||||
|
\x1b[90m- \x1b[34mhttps://tw.celery.eu.org\x1b[0m: nitter instance [dead]
|
||||||
|
\x1b[90m- \x1b[34mhttps://rd.celery.eu.org\x1b[0m: libreddit instance
|
||||||
|
\x1b[90m- \x1b[34mhttps://celery.eu.org/fallocate\x1b[0m: web based fallocate
|
||||||
|
\x1b[90m- \x1b[34mhttps://celery.eu.org/stats\x1b[0m: live server reaction
|
||||||
|
\x1b[90m- \x1b[34mhttps://board.celery.eu.org\x1b[0m: basic collaborative whiteboard service \x1b[34m[3]\x1b[0m
|
||||||
|
\x1b[90m- \x1b[34mhttps://gem.celery.eu.org\x1b[0m: a gemini-to-web proxy
|
||||||
|
\x1b[90m- \x1b[34mhttps://search.celery.eu.org\x1b[0m: a silly little semantic search engine \x1b[34m[5]\x1b[0m
|
||||||
|
\x1b[90m- \x1b[34mhttps://whisper.celery.eu.org\x1b[0m: a web ui for the speech-to-text thing by openai \x1b[34m[4]\x1b[0m [dead]
|
||||||
|
\x1b[90m- \x1b[34mhttps://🗿.celery.eu.org\x1b[0m: 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
\x1b[34m[1]\x1b[0m the code is at tezlm/discard on git.celery.eu.org and github
|
||||||
|
\x1b[34m[2]\x1b[0m proxies runs websites through a reader mode script, sometimes removes paywalls
|
||||||
|
\x1b[34m[3]\x1b[0m tips: middle click drag to pan, hold shift for a line
|
||||||
|
\x1b[34m[4]\x1b[0m please don't abuse this too much, i don't have many resources
|
||||||
|
\x1b[34m[5]\x1b[0m pretty hit or miss. uses multi-qa-MiniLM-L6-cos-v1. tip: use ?like=https://url/ for similar sites
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
\x1b[90m$ \x1b[34mgit \x1b[94mcommit \x1b[90m-m\x1b[0m '${commits[Math.floor(Math.random() * commits.length)]}'
|
||||||
|
`.trim() + "\n";
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
module.exports = (app) => {
|
||||||
|
app.get("/", (req, res, next) => {
|
||||||
|
if (!req.headers['user-agent']) {
|
||||||
|
return res.end(motd() + "\n\n (average manual socket enjoyer, eh?)");
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
if (req.headers['user-agent'].includes('curl/')) {
|
||||||
|
return res.end(motd());
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
next();
|
||||||
|
});
|
||||||
|
};
|
||||||
|
|
@ -24,16 +24,16 @@ cloud-linux 2.37.2 2022-03-15 FALLOCATE(1)
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
function parseSize(size) {
|
function parseSize(size) {
|
||||||
const [_, exp, mult] = size.match(/^([0-9]+)(.)?$/);
|
const [_, exp, mult] = size.match(/^([0-9]+)(.)?$/);
|
||||||
const num = parseInt(exp, 10);
|
const num = BigInt(parseInt(exp, 10));
|
||||||
switch(mult?.toLowerCase()) {
|
switch(mult?.toLowerCase()) {
|
||||||
case "k": case "kib": return num * 1024;
|
case "k": case "kib": return num * 1024n;
|
||||||
case "m": case "mib": return num * 1024 ** 2;
|
case "m": case "mib": return num * 1024n ** 2n;
|
||||||
case "g": case "gib": return num * 1024 ** 3;
|
case "g": case "gib": return num * 1024n ** 3n;
|
||||||
case "t": case "tib": return num * 1024 ** 4;
|
case "t": case "tib": return num * 1024n ** 4n;
|
||||||
case "kb": return num * 1000;
|
case "kb": return num * 1000n;
|
||||||
case "mb": return num * 1000 ** 2;
|
case "mb": return num * 1000n ** 2n;
|
||||||
case "gb": return num * 1000 ** 3;
|
case "gb": return num * 1000n ** 3n;
|
||||||
case "tb": return num * 1000 ** 4;
|
case "tb": return num * 1000n ** 4n;
|
||||||
default: return num;
|
default: return num;
|
||||||
}
|
}
|
||||||
}
|
}
|
||||||
|
|
@ -47,13 +47,16 @@ module.exports = (app, dir, log) => {
|
||||||
app.get("/fallocate/:size", (req, res) => {
|
app.get("/fallocate/:size", (req, res) => {
|
||||||
try {
|
try {
|
||||||
let size = parseSize(req.params.size);
|
let size = parseSize(req.params.size);
|
||||||
log.warn(`fallocating ${req.params.size}`);
|
log.warn(`fallocating ${req.params.size} (${size}) bytes`);
|
||||||
res.writeHead(200, { "Content-Length": size, "Content-Type": "application/octet-stream" });
|
res.writeHead(200, { "Content-Length": parseFloat(size), "Content-Type": "application/octet-stream" });
|
||||||
while(size > 0) {
|
log.debug("wrote head");
|
||||||
res.write(size >= 1024 ** 2 ? mb : Buffer.alloc(size));
|
while(size > 0n) {
|
||||||
size -= 1024 ** 2;
|
res.write(size >= 1024n ** 2n ? mb : Buffer.alloc(size));
|
||||||
|
size -= 1024n ** 2n;
|
||||||
}
|
}
|
||||||
res.end();
|
res.end();
|
||||||
} catch {}
|
} catch (err) {
|
||||||
|
console.log(err);
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
});
|
});
|
||||||
}
|
}
|
||||||
|
|
|
||||||
14
modules/99-sus.js
Normal file
14
modules/99-sus.js
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
|
||||||
|
module.exports = (app) => {
|
||||||
|
app.get("/sus.ogg", (req, res) => {
|
||||||
|
res.writeHead(200, { 'content-type': 'audio/opus' })
|
||||||
|
res.write("OggS\x00\x01\x00\x00\x00\x00");
|
||||||
|
res.write("\x00\x00\x00\x00\xff");
|
||||||
|
let interval = setInterval(() => {
|
||||||
|
try {
|
||||||
|
res.write("a");
|
||||||
|
} catch {
|
||||||
|
clearInverval(interval)
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
}, 30);
|
||||||
|
});
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
4
motd
Normal file
4
motd
Normal file
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,4 @@
|
||||||
|
[38;5;63m░█▀▄[38;5;69m░▀█▀[38;5;33m░█▀▀░[38;5;39m█▀▀░[38;5;38m█▀█░[38;5;44m█▀▄░█[38;5;43m▀▄ [0mOpen a web browser and go to [34mhttps://discard.celery.eu.org
|
||||||
|
[38;5;63m░█░[38;5;69m█░░█░[38;5;33m░▀▀█[38;5;39m░█░░[38;5;38m░█▀█░[38;5;44m█▀▄░[38;5;43m█░█
|
||||||
|
[38;5;63m░▀▀[38;5;69m░░▀▀[38;5;33m▀░▀▀▀[38;5;39m░▀▀▀[38;5;38m░▀░▀[38;5;44m░▀░▀░[38;5;43m▀▀░ [0m(curl doesn't count!)
|
||||||
|
[0m
|
||||||
|
|
@ -15,7 +15,11 @@
|
||||||
"highlight.js": "^11.5.1",
|
"highlight.js": "^11.5.1",
|
||||||
"lru-cache": "^7.8.1",
|
"lru-cache": "^7.8.1",
|
||||||
"markdown-it": "^12.3.2",
|
"markdown-it": "^12.3.2",
|
||||||
|
"markdown-it-container": "^4.0.0",
|
||||||
"markdown-it-image-figures": "^2.1.0",
|
"markdown-it-image-figures": "^2.1.0",
|
||||||
|
"marked": "^11.1.1",
|
||||||
|
"marked-directive": "^1.0.4",
|
||||||
|
"marked-highlight": "^2.1.0",
|
||||||
"multer": "^1.4.4",
|
"multer": "^1.4.4",
|
||||||
"mustache": "^4.2.0",
|
"mustache": "^4.2.0",
|
||||||
"mustache-express": "^1.3.2",
|
"mustache-express": "^1.3.2",
|
||||||
|
|
|
||||||
|
|
@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
|
||||||
lockfileVersion: 5.3
|
lockfileVersion: 5.4
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
specifiers:
|
specifiers:
|
||||||
dotenv: ^16.0.0
|
dotenv: ^16.0.0
|
||||||
|
|
@ -7,7 +7,11 @@ specifiers:
|
||||||
highlight.js: ^11.5.1
|
highlight.js: ^11.5.1
|
||||||
lru-cache: ^7.8.1
|
lru-cache: ^7.8.1
|
||||||
markdown-it: ^12.3.2
|
markdown-it: ^12.3.2
|
||||||
|
markdown-it-container: ^4.0.0
|
||||||
markdown-it-image-figures: ^2.1.0
|
markdown-it-image-figures: ^2.1.0
|
||||||
|
marked: ^11.1.1
|
||||||
|
marked-directive: ^1.0.4
|
||||||
|
marked-highlight: ^2.1.0
|
||||||
multer: ^1.4.4
|
multer: ^1.4.4
|
||||||
mustache: ^4.2.0
|
mustache: ^4.2.0
|
||||||
mustache-express: ^1.3.2
|
mustache-express: ^1.3.2
|
||||||
|
|
@ -20,7 +24,11 @@ dependencies:
|
||||||
highlight.js: 11.5.1
|
highlight.js: 11.5.1
|
||||||
lru-cache: 7.8.1
|
lru-cache: 7.8.1
|
||||||
markdown-it: 12.3.2
|
markdown-it: 12.3.2
|
||||||
|
markdown-it-container: 4.0.0
|
||||||
markdown-it-image-figures: 2.1.0_markdown-it@12.3.2
|
markdown-it-image-figures: 2.1.0_markdown-it@12.3.2
|
||||||
|
marked: 11.1.1
|
||||||
|
marked-directive: 1.0.4_marked@11.1.1
|
||||||
|
marked-highlight: 2.1.0_marked@11.1.1
|
||||||
multer: 1.4.4
|
multer: 1.4.4
|
||||||
mustache: 4.2.0
|
mustache: 4.2.0
|
||||||
mustache-express: 1.3.2
|
mustache-express: 1.3.2
|
||||||
|
|
@ -52,6 +60,12 @@ packages:
|
||||||
resolution: {integrity: sha512-spZRyzKL5l5BZQrr/6m/SqFdBN0q3OCI0f9rjfBzCMBIP4p75P620rR3gTmaksNOhmzgdxcaxdNfMy6anrbM0g==}
|
resolution: {integrity: sha512-spZRyzKL5l5BZQrr/6m/SqFdBN0q3OCI0f9rjfBzCMBIP4p75P620rR3gTmaksNOhmzgdxcaxdNfMy6anrbM0g==}
|
||||||
dev: false
|
dev: false
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
/attributes-parser/2.2.2:
|
||||||
|
resolution: {integrity: sha512-fIPf8Wo+1mHhsZVTwpI8Kk4znL5+r4jelbRrcYNJ/Q0j6BpCIw1i7IwviJ0zD75mnUEyigkRgAKvwMJ4jeHf6A==}
|
||||||
|
dependencies:
|
||||||
|
json-loose: 1.2.3
|
||||||
|
dev: false
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
/body-parser/1.19.2:
|
/body-parser/1.19.2:
|
||||||
resolution: {integrity: sha512-SAAwOxgoCKMGs9uUAUFHygfLAyaniaoun6I8mFY9pRAJL9+Kec34aU+oIjDhTycub1jozEfEwx1W1IuOYxVSFw==}
|
resolution: {integrity: sha512-SAAwOxgoCKMGs9uUAUFHygfLAyaniaoun6I8mFY9pRAJL9+Kec34aU+oIjDhTycub1jozEfEwx1W1IuOYxVSFw==}
|
||||||
engines: {node: '>= 0.8'}
|
engines: {node: '>= 0.8'}
|
||||||
|
|
@ -66,6 +80,8 @@ packages:
|
||||||
qs: 6.9.7
|
qs: 6.9.7
|
||||||
raw-body: 2.4.3
|
raw-body: 2.4.3
|
||||||
type-is: 1.6.18
|
type-is: 1.6.18
|
||||||
|
transitivePeerDependencies:
|
||||||
|
- supports-color
|
||||||
dev: false
|
dev: false
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
/buffer-from/1.1.2:
|
/buffer-from/1.1.2:
|
||||||
|
|
@ -122,6 +138,11 @@ packages:
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
/debug/2.6.9:
|
/debug/2.6.9:
|
||||||
resolution: {integrity: sha512-bC7ElrdJaJnPbAP+1EotYvqZsb3ecl5wi6Bfi6BJTUcNowp6cvspg0jXznRTKDjm/E7AdgFBVeAPVMNcKGsHMA==}
|
resolution: {integrity: sha512-bC7ElrdJaJnPbAP+1EotYvqZsb3ecl5wi6Bfi6BJTUcNowp6cvspg0jXznRTKDjm/E7AdgFBVeAPVMNcKGsHMA==}
|
||||||
|
peerDependencies:
|
||||||
|
supports-color: '*'
|
||||||
|
peerDependenciesMeta:
|
||||||
|
supports-color:
|
||||||
|
optional: true
|
||||||
dependencies:
|
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vary: 1.1.2
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unpipe: 1.0.0
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resolution: {integrity: sha1-u5NdSFgsuhaMBoNJV6VKPgcSTxE=}
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resolution: {integrity: sha1-u5NdSFgsuhaMBoNJV6VKPgcSTxE=}
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dev: false
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resolution: {integrity: sha512-gnx3y7j68efE7WOAFJq4lcivbUZXjW1Udx0VWh25kGDDhsM4stK6TejLahGvqJ8lraua6+6+BbBxy6ABR0ayWA==}
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dev: false
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/linkify-it/3.0.3:
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resolution: {integrity: sha512-ynTsyrFSdE5oZ/O9GEf00kPngmOfVwazR5GKDq6EYfhlpFug3J2zybX56a2PRRpc9P+FuSoGNAwjlbDs9jJBPQ==}
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resolution: {integrity: sha512-ynTsyrFSdE5oZ/O9GEf00kPngmOfVwazR5GKDq6EYfhlpFug3J2zybX56a2PRRpc9P+FuSoGNAwjlbDs9jJBPQ==}
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dependencies:
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dependencies:
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engines: {node: '>=12'}
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engines: {node: '>=12'}
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dev: false
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dev: false
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/markdown-it-container/4.0.0:
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resolution: {integrity: sha512-HaNccxUH0l7BNGYbFbjmGpf5aLHAMTinqRZQAEQbMr2cdD3z91Q6kIo1oUn1CQndkT03jat6ckrdRYuwwqLlQw==}
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dev: false
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/markdown-it-image-figures/2.1.0_markdown-it@12.3.2:
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/markdown-it-image-figures/2.1.0_markdown-it@12.3.2:
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resolution: {integrity: sha512-a5FIzzUlK65iGfQlNWH94cyxKpV+Qj8a+4Q3+wVseryHMCOfGaX0aCNtdEkCeb19uGDzVw3Az5tst2hXWAdJ1Q==}
|
resolution: {integrity: sha512-a5FIzzUlK65iGfQlNWH94cyxKpV+Qj8a+4Q3+wVseryHMCOfGaX0aCNtdEkCeb19uGDzVw3Az5tst2hXWAdJ1Q==}
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engines: {node: '>=12.0.0'}
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engines: {node: '>=12.0.0'}
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uc.micro: 1.0.6
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uc.micro: 1.0.6
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dev: false
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dev: false
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|
/marked-directive/1.0.4_marked@11.1.1:
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|
resolution: {integrity: sha512-SqtEz+twRuo2iUUbgMyW7uF8Wwxc3+Beqf3KrZ2eltPVNy/8Nb+BYuw5dYNl5Xh30pEg91202DIvpPBR9o0zPg==}
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|
peerDependencies:
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|
marked: '>=7.0.0'
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|
dependencies:
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|
attributes-parser: 2.2.2
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|
marked: 11.1.1
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|
dev: false
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|
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|
/marked-highlight/2.1.0_marked@11.1.1:
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|
resolution: {integrity: sha512-peBvgGZZqUw074Vy/N8Y7/6JQhSnR54/T0Ozq2/fAIBzcYfVfExFdQJptIhQxreR1elpwvJRrqhp6S/Prk8prA==}
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|
peerDependencies:
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|
marked: '>=4 <12'
|
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|
dependencies:
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|
marked: 11.1.1
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|
dev: false
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
/marked/11.1.1:
|
||||||
|
resolution: {integrity: sha512-EgxRjgK9axsQuUa/oKMx5DEY8oXpKJfk61rT5iY3aRlgU6QJtUcxU5OAymdhCvWvhYcd9FKmO5eQoX8m9VGJXg==}
|
||||||
|
engines: {node: '>= 18'}
|
||||||
|
hasBin: true
|
||||||
|
dev: false
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
/mdurl/1.0.1:
|
/mdurl/1.0.1:
|
||||||
resolution: {integrity: sha1-/oWy7HWlkDfyrf7BAP1sYBdhFS4=}
|
resolution: {integrity: sha1-/oWy7HWlkDfyrf7BAP1sYBdhFS4=}
|
||||||
dev: false
|
dev: false
|
||||||
|
|
@ -366,6 +424,10 @@ packages:
|
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minimist: 1.2.6
|
minimist: 1.2.6
|
||||||
dev: false
|
dev: false
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
/moo/0.5.2:
|
||||||
|
resolution: {integrity: sha512-iSAJLHYKnX41mKcJKjqvnAN9sf0LMDTXDEvFv+ffuRR9a1MIuXLjMNL6EsnDHSkKLTWNqQQ5uo61P4EbU4NU+Q==}
|
||||||
|
dev: false
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
/ms/2.0.0:
|
/ms/2.0.0:
|
||||||
resolution: {integrity: sha1-VgiurfwAvmwpAd9fmGF4jeDVl8g=}
|
resolution: {integrity: sha1-VgiurfwAvmwpAd9fmGF4jeDVl8g=}
|
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dev: false
|
dev: false
|
||||||
|
|
@ -521,6 +583,8 @@ packages:
|
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on-finished: 2.3.0
|
on-finished: 2.3.0
|
||||||
range-parser: 1.2.1
|
range-parser: 1.2.1
|
||||||
statuses: 1.5.0
|
statuses: 1.5.0
|
||||||
|
transitivePeerDependencies:
|
||||||
|
- supports-color
|
||||||
dev: false
|
dev: false
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
/serve-static/1.14.2:
|
/serve-static/1.14.2:
|
||||||
|
|
@ -531,6 +595,8 @@ packages:
|
||||||
escape-html: 1.0.3
|
escape-html: 1.0.3
|
||||||
parseurl: 1.3.3
|
parseurl: 1.3.3
|
||||||
send: 0.17.2
|
send: 0.17.2
|
||||||
|
transitivePeerDependencies:
|
||||||
|
- supports-color
|
||||||
dev: false
|
dev: false
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
/setprototypeof/1.2.0:
|
/setprototypeof/1.2.0:
|
||||||
|
|
|
||||||
|
|
@ -88,8 +88,8 @@ function generate(file, raw = false) {
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
module.exports.handle = (req, res) => {
|
module.exports.handle = (req, res) => {
|
||||||
// stop sneaky people
|
// stop sneaky people
|
||||||
if(req.path.includes("..")) return res.writeHead(400).end("nope.");
|
if(req.path.includes("..")) return res.writeHead(403).end("nice try bud, but we don't do that here.");
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
generate(path.normalize(req.path), "raw" in req.query)(req, res);
|
generate(path.normalize(decodeURIComponent(req.path)), "raw" in req.query)(req, res);
|
||||||
};
|
};
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
|
|
||||||
2
types.js
2
types.js
|
|
@ -2,6 +2,7 @@ const types = new Map();
|
||||||
types.set("css", "text/css");
|
types.set("css", "text/css");
|
||||||
types.set("html", "text/html");
|
types.set("html", "text/html");
|
||||||
types.set("txt", "text/plain");
|
types.set("txt", "text/plain");
|
||||||
|
types.set("xml", "text/xml");
|
||||||
types.set("js", "text/javascript");
|
types.set("js", "text/javascript");
|
||||||
types.set("md", "text/markdown");
|
types.set("md", "text/markdown");
|
||||||
types.set("gmi", "text/gemini");
|
types.set("gmi", "text/gemini");
|
||||||
|
|
@ -12,6 +13,7 @@ types.set("gif", "image/gif");
|
||||||
types.set("apng", "image/png");
|
types.set("apng", "image/png");
|
||||||
types.set("svg", "image/svg");
|
types.set("svg", "image/svg");
|
||||||
types.set("webp", "image/webp");
|
types.set("webp", "image/webp");
|
||||||
|
types.set("ico", "image/x-icon");
|
||||||
types.set("ogg", "audio/ogg");
|
types.set("ogg", "audio/ogg");
|
||||||
types.set("opus", "audio/ogg");
|
types.set("opus", "audio/ogg");
|
||||||
types.set("mp3", "audio/mp3");
|
types.set("mp3", "audio/mp3");
|
||||||
|
|
|
||||||
|
|
@ -1,18 +1,63 @@
|
||||||
|
const { marked } = require("marked");
|
||||||
const hljs = require("highlight.js");
|
const hljs = require("highlight.js");
|
||||||
const md = require("markdown-it")({
|
|
||||||
html: true,
|
|
||||||
xhtmlOut: true,
|
|
||||||
linkify: true,
|
|
||||||
typographer: true,
|
|
||||||
highlight(str, lang) {
|
|
||||||
if (lang && hljs.getLanguage(lang)) {
|
|
||||||
try {
|
|
||||||
return hljs.highlight(str, { language: lang }).value;
|
|
||||||
} catch {}
|
|
||||||
}
|
|
||||||
return '';
|
|
||||||
}
|
|
||||||
});
|
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
module.exports = (data) => md.render(data);
|
marked.use(require("marked-directive").createDirectives());
|
||||||
|
marked.use(require("marked-highlight").markedHighlight({
|
||||||
|
langPrefix: 'hljs language-',
|
||||||
|
highlight(code, lang, info) {
|
||||||
|
const language = hljs.getLanguage(lang) ? lang : 'plaintext';
|
||||||
|
return hljs.highlight(code, { language }).value;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
}))
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
module.exports = (data) => marked.parse(data);
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
// const md = require("markdown-it")({
|
||||||
|
// html: true,
|
||||||
|
// xhtmlOut: true,
|
||||||
|
// linkify: true,
|
||||||
|
// highlight(str, lang) {
|
||||||
|
// if (lang && hljs.getLanguage(lang)) {
|
||||||
|
// try {
|
||||||
|
// return hljs.highlight(str, { language: lang }).value;
|
||||||
|
// } catch {}
|
||||||
|
// }
|
||||||
|
// return '';
|
||||||
|
// }
|
||||||
|
// });
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
// md.use(require("markdown-it-container"), "header", {
|
||||||
|
// validate: (params) => params.trim() === "header",
|
||||||
|
// render: (tokens, idx) => {
|
||||||
|
// if (tokens[idx].nesting === 1) {
|
||||||
|
// return "<header>";
|
||||||
|
// } else {
|
||||||
|
// return "</header>";
|
||||||
|
// }
|
||||||
|
// },
|
||||||
|
// });
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
// md.use(require("markdown-it-container"), "section", {
|
||||||
|
// validate: (params) => params.trim().startsWith("section"),
|
||||||
|
// render: (tokens, idx) => {
|
||||||
|
// if (tokens[idx].nesting === 1) {
|
||||||
|
// return `<section class="${tokens[idx].info.trim().split(" ").slice(1).join(" ")}">`;
|
||||||
|
// } else {
|
||||||
|
// return "</section>";
|
||||||
|
// }
|
||||||
|
// },
|
||||||
|
// });
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
// md.use(require("markdown-it-container"), "eval", {
|
||||||
|
// validate: (params) => params.trim() === "eval",
|
||||||
|
// render: (tokens, idx) => {
|
||||||
|
// if (tokens[idx].nesting === 1) {
|
||||||
|
// return `<div class="eval">`;
|
||||||
|
// } else {
|
||||||
|
// return "</div>";
|
||||||
|
// }
|
||||||
|
// },
|
||||||
|
// });
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
// module.exports = (data) => md.render(data);
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
|
|
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