diff --git a/assets/wrapper.html b/assets/wrapper.html
index b50ada6..79f3354 100644
--- a/assets/wrapper.html
+++ b/assets/wrapper.html
@@ -4,9 +4,9 @@
{{title}}
-
- {{#essay}}
- {{/essay}}
+
+ {{#essay}}
+ {{/essay}}
{{{body}}}
diff --git a/commits.txt b/commits.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..95cfd3c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/commits.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,655 @@
+ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
+"Get that shit outta my master."
+#GrammarNazi
+$(init 0)
+$(rm -rvf .)
+(\ /) (O.o) (> <) Bunny approves these changes.
+(c) Microsoft 1988
+--help
+-m \'So I hear you like commits ...\'
+.
+...
+/sigh
+50/50
+640K ought to be enough for anybody
+8==========D
+:(:(
+:q!
+??! what the ...
+A fix I believe, not like I tested or anything
+A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
+A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...
+A tale of Dragons, Heroes and Legends...
+ALL SORTS OF THINGS
+Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
+Actual final build before release
+Add Sandbox
+Added a banner to the default admin page. Please have mercy on me =(
+Added another dependency
+Added missing file in previous commit
+Added some NullPointerExceptions - Happy easter, you bastards! :D
+Added translation.
+All your codebase are belong to us.
+And a commit that I don't know the reason of...
+And if you ask me how I'm feeling
+Another bug bites the dust
+Another commit to keep my CAN streak going.
+Apparently works-for-me is a crappy excuse.
+Argh! About to give up :(
+Arrrrgggg
+At times like this I wish I was a Garbage Man.
+Automate Accounting
+Batman! (this commit has no parents)
+Become a programmer, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
+Best commit ever
+Bit Bucket is down. What should I do now?
+Blaming regex.
+By works, I meant 'doesnt work'. Works now..
+COMMIT ALL THE FILES!
+Can someone review this commit, please ?
+Check next commit for message.
+Chuck Norris Emailed Me This Patch... I'm Not Going To Question It
+Code was clean until manager requested to fuck it up
+Commit committed
+Commit committed....
+Committed some changes
+Committing fixes in the dark, seriously, who killed my power!?
+Committing in accordance with the prophecy.
+Completed with no bugs...
+Continued development...
+Copy pasta fail. still had a instead of a
+Copy-paste to fix previous copy-paste
+Corrected mistakes
+Crap. Tonight is raid night and I am already late.
+DEAL WITH IT
+DNS_PROBE_FINISHED_NXDOMAIN
+Derp
+Derp search/replace fuckup
+Derp, asset redirection in dev mode
+Derp. Fix missing constant post rename
+Derpy hooves
+Do things better, faster, stronger
+Does anyone read this? I'll be at the coffee shop accross the street.
+Does not work.
+Does this work
+Don't Ask Me, I Have No Idea Why This Works Either
+Don't push this commit
+Don't tell me you're too blind to see
+Done, to whoever merges this, good luck.
+Don’t even try to refactor it.
+Don’t mess with Voodoo
+Duh
+Easteregg
+Either Hot Shit or Total Bollocks
+Errare humanum est.
+FONDLED THE CODE
+FOR REAL.
+FUCKING XUPPERNAMEX
+Feed. You. Stuff. No time.
+Final commit, ready for tagging
+Fingers crossed!
+Finished fondling.
+First Blood
+Fix PC Load Letter Error
+Fix all errors, all errors on the WORLD!!!!
+Fix edge, single client, error case
+Fix hard-coded [object Object] string (thanks!)
+Fix my stupidness
+Fix the fixes
+Fixed Bug
+Fixed a bug cause XNAMEX said to
+Fixed a bug in NoteLineCount... not seriously...
+Fixed a little bug...
+Fixed compilation errors
+Fixed errors
+Fixed everything.
+Fixed mispeling
+Fixed so the code compiles
+Fixed some shit
+Fixed the build.
+Fixed the fuck out of #XNUMX!
+Fixed unnecessary bug.
+Fixed what was broken.
+Fixing XNAMEX's bug.
+Fixing XNAMEX's bugs.
+For great justice.
+For real, this time.
+For the sake of my sanity, just ignore this...
+For the statistics only
+Friday 5pm
+Fuck it, YOLO!
+Fucking egotistical bastard. adds expandtab to vimrc
+Fucking submodule bull shit
+Fucking templates.
+Future self, please forgive me and don't hit me with the baseball bat again!
+GIT :/
+General commit (no IDs open) - Modifications for bad implementations
+Git wants e to commit, I want to sleep. Take me sweet void.
+Give me a break, it's 2am. But it works now.
+Glue. Match sticks. Paper. Build script!
+Gotta make you understand
+Gross hack because XNAMEX doesn't know how to code
+Handled a particular error.
+Here be Dragons
+Herp derp I left the debug in there and forgot to reset errors.
+Herpderp, shoulda check if it does really compile.
+Herping the derp
+Herping the derp derp (silly scoping error)
+Herping the fucking derp right here and now.
+Herpy dooves.
+Hide those navs, boi!
+I CAN HAZ COMMENTZ.
+I CAN HAZ PYTHON, I CAN HAZ INDENTS
+I __ a word
+I already said I was sorry
+I am Root. We are Root.
+I am Spartacus
+I am even stupider than I thought
+I am sorry
+I am the greatest javascript developer in the world.
+I can't believe it took so long to fix this.
+I cannot believe that it took this long to write a test for this.
+I did it for the lulz!
+I don't believe it
+I don't get paid enough for this shit.
+I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation
+I don't know what the hell I was thinking.
+I don't know what these changes are supposed to accomplish but somebody told me to make them.
+I don't know why. Just move on.
+I dont know what I am doing
+I expected something different.
+I forgot to commit... So here you go.
+I had a cup of tea and now it's fixed
+I hate this fucking language.
+I have no idea what I'm doing here.
+I honestly wish I could remember what was going on here...
+I immediately regret this commit.
+I just evaluated random code in my console
+I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
+I know what I am doing. Trust me.
+I know, I know, this is not how I’m supposed to do it, but I can't think of something better.
+I made leetle mistake
+I must enjoy torturing myself
+I must have been drunk.
+I must sleep... it's working... in just three hours...
+I really should've committed this when I finished it...
+I should get a raise for this.
+I should have had a V8 this morning.
+I think now it works
+I transformed a bug into a feature. Once you learn how, you'll never forget it
+I understand that it's an antipattern, but it's convenient.
+I was told to leave it alone, but I have this thing called OCD, you see
+I was wrong...
+I will not apologize for art.
+I will run 'terraform fmt' before committing.
+I would rather be playing SC2.
+I'M PUSHING.
+I'll explain this when I'm sober .. or revert it
+I'll explain when you're older!
+I'm guessing this may start causing us problems either soon or never.
+I'm human
+I'm hungry
+I'm just a grunt. Don't blame me for this awful PoS.
+I'm sorry.
+I'm too foo for this bar
+I'm too old for this shit!
+I'm totally adding this to epic win. +300
+ID:10T Error
+IEize
+If it's hacky and you know it clap you hands (clap clap)!
+If it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid
+Improvements
+Improving the fix
+Insert Commit Message Here
+Inside we both know what's been going on
+Is there an achievement for this?
+Is there an award for this?
+Issue #XNUM10X is now Issue #XNUM30X
+It Compiles! 50 Points For Gryffindor.
+It compiles! Ship it!
+It fucking compiles \:D/
+It only compiles every XNUM2,5X tries... good luck.
+It was the best of times, it was the worst of times
+It worked for me...
+It works on my computer
+It works!
+It'd be nice if type errors caused the compiler to issue a type error
+It's 2016; why are we using ColdFusion?!
+It's Working!
+It's getting hard to keep up with the crap I've trashed
+It's possible! you can turn a 50-line code chunk into just 3 lines. Here's how
+It's secret!
+It's time to go home
+Just committing so I can go home
+Just stop reading these for a while, ok..
+LAST time, XNAMEX, /dev/urandom IS NOT a variable name generator...
+LOL!
+LOTS of changes. period
+Landed.
+Last time I said it works? I was kidding. Try this.
+Locating the required gigapixels to render...
+Lock S-foils in attack position
+Love coding? here's the secret reason why
+Low On Caffeine, Please Forgive Coding Style
+MOAR BIFURCATION
+Made it to compile...
+Major fixup.
+Make Sure You Are Square With Your God Before Trying To Merge This
+Make that it works in 90% of the cases. 3:30.
+Merge pull my finger request
+Merge pull request #67 from Lazersmoke/fix-andys-shit Fix andys shit
+Merging 'WIP: Do Not Merge This Branch' Into Master
+Merging the merge
+Minor updates
+Misc. fixes
+Mongo.db was empty, filled now with good stuff
+More ignore
+Moved something to somewhere... goodnight...
+My bad
+My boss forced me to build this feature... Pure shit.
+NOJIRA: No cry
+NSA backdoor - ignore
+Never Run This Commit As Root
+Never before had a small typo like this one caused so much damage.
+Never gonna give you up
+Never gonna give, never gonna give
+Never gonna let you down
+Never gonna make you cry
+Never gonna run around and desert you
+Never gonna say goodbye
+Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
+Next time someone asks you how to fix an infinite loop, remember this commit
+Nitpicking about alphabetizing methods, minor OCD thing
+No changes after this point.
+No changes made
+No time to commit.. My people need me!
+Nobody had ever created a function like this one before.
+Not one conflict, today was a good day.
+Not sure why
+Nothing to see here, move along
+Now added delete for real
+Now it's all microservices, I hope the fad persists.
+Now we tell you your browser sucks in your native tongue.
+Obligatory placeholder commit message
+Oh my god what year is it?!
+Oh no
+Ok
+Ok, 5am, it works. For real.
+One does not simply merge into master
+One little whitespace gets its very own commit! Oh, life is so erratic!
+One more time, but with feeling.
+Only Tom Cruise knows why.
+Out for vacation... DONT YOU DARE TO CALL ME.
+PEBKAC
+Peopleware Chapter 8: "You Never Get Anything Done around Here between 9 and 5."
+Pig
+Pipeline goes brrrrrrr
+Please enter the commit message for your changes. Lines starting with '#' will be ignored, and an empty message aborts the commit.
+Please forgive me
+Please no changes this time.
+Please our Lord and Savior the Great Linter.
+Popping stash
+Programming the flux capacitor
+Push poorly written test can down the road another ten years
+Put everything in its right place
+QuickFix.
+REALLY FUCKING FIXED
+Refactor factories, revisit visitors
+Refactored configuration.
+Reinventing the wheel. Again.
+Removed code.
+Removed test case since code didn't pass QA
+Removed the 2gb .hprof file from git history
+Removing unecessary stuff
+Replace all whitespaces with tabs.
+Reset error count between rows. herpderp
+Reticulating splines...
+Revert "fuckup".
+Revert "git please work"
+Revert "just testing, remember to revert"
+Revert this commit
+Rush B!
+SEXY RUSSIAN CODES WAITING FOR YOU TO CALL
+SHIT ===> GOLD
+SOAP is a piece of shit
+Saint Pipeline, please give me the green light
+Same as last commit with changes
+See last commit
+Shit code!
+Shovelling coal into the server...
+So my boss wanted this button ...
+Some bugs fixed
+Some shit.
+Somebody set up us the bomb.
+Something fixed
+Spinning up the hamster...
+Still can't get this right...
+Stuff
+Switched off unit test XNUM15X because the build had to go out now and there was no time to fix it properly.
+TDD: 1, Me: 0
+TODO: Fix later
+TODO: Replace placeholder code
+TODO: Replace stubs
+TODO: Tell someone to implement this
+TODO: write meaningful commit message
+Test commit. Please ignore
+Testing in progress ;)
+Testing the test
+That last commit message about silly mistakes pales in comparision to this one
+That's just how I roll
+The dog is eating my code
+The last time I tried this the monkey didn't survive. Let's hope it works better this time.
+The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!
+The universe is possible
+They came from... Behind
+Things went wrong...
+This Is Why We Don't Push To Production On Fridays
+This branch is so dirty, even your mom can't clean it.
+This bug has driven lots of coders completely mad. You won't believe how it ended up being fixed
+This bunny should be killed.
+This changes nothing, don't look
+This commit is a lie
+This is a basic implementation that works.
+This is my code. My code is amazing.
+This is not a commit
+This is not the commit message you are looking for
+This is supposed to crash
+This is the last time we let XNAMEX commit ascii porn in the comments.
+This is where it all begins...
+This is why git rebase is a horrible horrible thing.
+This is why the cat shouldn't sit on my keyboard.
+This really should not take 19 minutes to build.
+This should work until december 2013.
+This solves it.
+This was the most stupid bug in the world, fixed in the smartest way ever
+This will definitely break in 20XNUM20,89X (TODO)
+To be honest, I do not quite remember everything I changed here today. But it is all good, I tell ya.
+To those I leave behind, good luck!
+Todo!!!
+Too lazy to write descriptive message
+Too tired to write descriptive message
+Transpiled mainframe.
+Trust me, I'm an engineer!... What the f*ck did just happened here?
+Trust me, it's not badly written. It's just way above your head.
+Trying to fake a conflict
+Ugh. Bad rebase.
+Undoing last comming
+Update .gitignore
+Update commit_messages.txt
+Updated
+Updated build targets.
+Updated framework to the lattest version
+Use a real JS construct, WTF knows why this works in chromium.
+Useful text
+Version control is awful
+WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH MAKE?
+WIP, always
+WIPTF
+WTF is this.
+We Had To Use Dark Magic To Make This Work
+We know the game and we're gonna play it
+We should delete this crap before shipping.
+We should get someone from Purdue to do this. They are the boilerplaters.
+We'll figure it out on Monday
+We're no strangers to love
+We've known each other for so long
+Well the book was obviously wrong.
+Well, it's doing something.
+What happens in vegas stays in vegas
+Whatever will be, will be 8{
+Whatever.
+Whee, good night.
+Whee.
+Who Let the Bugs Out??
+Who has two thumbs and remembers the rudiments of his linear algebra courses? Apparently, this guy.
+Who knows WTF?!
+Who knows...
+Why The Fuck?
+Working on WIP
+Working on tests (haha)
+Wubbalubbadubdub!
+XNAMEX broke the regex, lame
+XNAMEX made me do it
+XNAMEX rebase plx?
+XNAMEX sucks
+XUPPERNAMEX SUCKS
+XUPPERNAMEX, WE WENT OVER THIS. C++ IO SUCKS.
+XUPPERNAMEX, WE WENT OVER THIS. EXPANDTAB.
+Yep, XNAMEX was right on this one.
+Yes, I was being sarcastic.
+You can't see it, but I'm making a very angry face right now
+You know the rules and so do I
+You should have trusted me.
+You wouldn't get this from any other guy
+Your commit is writing checks your merge can't cash.
+Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
+[Insert your commit message here. Be sure to make it descriptive.]
+[no message]
+[skip ci] I'll fix the build monday
+_
+a few bits tried to escape, but we caught them
+a lot of shit
+accidental commit
+add actual words
+add dirty scripts from the dark side of the universe
+added code
+added message
+added security.
+added some filthy stuff
+added super-widget 2.0.
+after of this commit remember do a git reset hard
+ajax-loader hotness, oh yeah
+and a comma
+and so the crazy refactoring process sees the sunlight after some months in the dark!
+another big bag of changes
+apparently i did something…
+arrgghh... damn this thing for not working.
+arrrggghhhhh fixed!
+asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfadsf
+assorted changes
+bad things happen when you forget about that one little change you made ages ago
+bara bra grejjor
+better code
+better grepping
+better ignores
+betterer code
+bifurcation
+bla
+breathe, =, breathe
+buenas those-things.
+bug fix
+bugger
+bump to 0.0.3-dev:wq
+bumping poms
+c&p fail
+changed things...
+changes
+ci test
+clarify further the brokenness of C++. why the fuck are we using C++?
+commented out failing tests
+commit
+copy and paste is not a design pattern
+de-misunderestimating
+debug line test
+debug suff
+debugo
+derp, helper method rename
+derpherp
+diaaaaaazeeeeeeeeeepam
+did everything
+dirty hack, have a better idea ?
+does it work? maybe. will I check? no.
+doh.
+done. going to bed now.
+dope
+enabled ultra instinct
+epic
+eppic fail XNAMEX
+extra debug for stuff module
+f
+fail
+features
+ffs
+final commit.
+first blush
+fix
+fix /sigh
+fix bug, for realz
+fix some fucking errors
+fix tpyo
+fixed conflicts (LOL merge -s ours; push -f)
+fixed errors in the previous commit
+fixed mistaken bug
+fixed shit that havent been fixed in last commit
+fixed some minor stuff, might need some additional work.
+fixed the israeli-palestinian conflict
+fixes
+fixing project shit
+foo
+forgot to save that file
+forgot we're not using a smart language
+formatted all
+freemasonry
+fuckup.
+gave up and used tables.
+giggle.
+git + ipynb = :(
+git please work
+git stash *
+god help us all
+grmbl
+grrrr
+hacky sack
+happy monday _ bleh _
+harharhar
+he knows.
+herpderp
+herpderp (redux)
+hey, look over there!
+hey, what's that over there?!
+hmmm
+hoo boy
+i dunno, maybe this works
+i hid an easter egg in the code. can you find it?
+i need therapy
+i think i fixed a bug...
+if you're not using et, fuck off
+implemented missing semicolon
+improved function
+include shit
+increased loading time by a bit
+it is hump day _^_
+it's friday
+jobs... steve jobs
+just checking if git is working properly...
+just shoot me
+just trolling the repo
+last minute fixes.
+less french words
+lets drink beer
+lol
+lol digg
+lolwhat?
+lots and lots of changes
+lots of changes after a lot of time
+magic, have no clue but it works
+making code less cancer
+making this thing actually usable.
+marks
+mergeconflix is the new hottest Gaul on the block
+mergederp
+minor changes
+more debug... who overwrote!
+more fixes
+more ignored words
+more ignores
+more stuff
+move your body every every body
+need another beer
+needs more cow bell
+omg what have I done?
+omgsosorry
+oops
+oops - thought I got that one.
+oops!
+oops, forgot to add the file
+oopsie B|
+pam anderson is going to love me.
+pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
+pep8 - cause I fell like doing a barrel roll
+pep8 fixer
+perfect...
+permanent hack, do not revert
+pgsql is being a pain
+pgsql is more strict, increase the hackiness up to 11
+pointless limitation
+pr is failing but merging anyways, because I am an admin
+project lead is allergic to changes...
+put code that worked where the code that didn't used to be
+rats
+really ignore ignored worsd
+refuckulated the carbonator
+remove certain things and added stuff
+remove debug all good
+removed echo and die statements, lolz.
+removed tests since i can't make them green
+removing unit tests
+restored deleted entities just to be sure
+s/ / /g
+s/import/include/
+should get thru ci now
+should work I guess...
+should work now.
+small is a real HTML tag, who knew.
+some brief changes
+somebody keeps erasing my changes.
+someday I gonna kill someone for this shit...
+someone fails and it isn't me
+sometimes you just herp the derp so hard it herpderps
+speling is difikult
+squash me
+starting the service is always better
+stopped caring XNUM8,23X commits ago
+stuff
+syntax
+tagging release w.t.f.
+that coulda been bad
+that's all folks
+the magic is real
+these confounded tests drive me nuts
+these guys are flipped
+things occurred
+third time's a charm
+this doesn't really make things faster, but I tried
+this is Spartaaaaaaaa
+this is how we generate our shit.
+this is my quickfix branch and i will use to do my quickfixes
+this is why docs are important
+this should fix it
+tl;dr
+totally more readable
+touched...
+try our sister game minceraft!
+trying to do something right!
+tunning
+typo
+uhhhhhh
+unh
+unionfind is no longer being molested.
+various changes
+well crap.
+what the hell happened here
+whatthecommit.com’s server IP address could not be found.
+who has two thumbs and is a genius? not this guy!
+who hurt you
+whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
+why is everything broken
+wip
+woa!! this one was really HARD!
+work in progress
+workaround for ant being a pile of fail
+yet another quality commit
+yo recipes
+yolo push
+you do wanna make me cry and i wanna say goodbye
+ - Temporary commit.
diff --git a/handlers/markdown.js b/handlers/markdown.js
index 287ca3c..7d7b376 100644
--- a/handlers/markdown.js
+++ b/handlers/markdown.js
@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ exports.render = (where) => mustache.render(template, {
body: md(fs.readFileSync(where, "utf8")),
essay: where.includes("essay"),
cache: {
- style: version("/assets/style.css"),
+ style: version("/assets/style2.css"),
code: version("/assets/code.css"),
essay: version("/assets/essay.css"),
},
diff --git a/index.js b/index.js
index 9c9e763..e10630b 100644
--- a/index.js
+++ b/index.js
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ const express = require("express");
const fs = require("fs");
const path = require("path");
const log = require("./log.js");
-const static = require("./static.js");
+const stati = require("./static.js");
const app = express();
const dir = __dirname;
@@ -24,7 +24,7 @@ for(let file of fs.readdirSync(dir + "/modules").sort()) {
log.info(`loded module ${file}`);
}
-app.get("*", static.handle);
+app.get("*", stati.handle);
app.listen(3000, () => log.info("ready!"));
diff --git a/modules/01-iplog.js b/modules/01-iplog.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..1f021cf
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modules/01-iplog.js
@@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
+const domain = "not-ip-logger.alpha.beta.gamma.among-us-sussy-impostor.goofy-ahh-subdomain.google.com.zip.txt.tar.gz.celery.eu.org";
+
+module.exports = (app, dir, log) => {
+ app.get("*", (req, res, next) => {
+ if (req.headers.host === domain) {
+ log.info(`someone from ${req.headers["x-forwarded-for"]} fell for it`);
+ res.send(`\n